Lili McGovern: honey V's

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I was 20 going 80 in a 55
the cop who pulled me over was in overdrive
I could see he was ready to read me the act
until he caught a glimpse of my lovely stack
"Now, lady, this must be your lucky day..."
Clean as a whistle I got away!

I hate my butt, my belly, my hips and my thighs
my nose is too big and my shoulders too wide
but there's one part of me that I don't detest
I just love my big ample....eyelashes!

Stranded on standby night before Thanksgiving
behind a 100 people, this ain't Martha Stewart Living
Had a flash, tightened up a little leather
Leaned slightly forward make a comment 'bout the weather
Found myself an instant 1st Class Flyer
Sipping Champagne I thanked the "Twins of Fire!"

I hate my butt, my belly, my hips and my thighs
my nose is too big and my shoulders too wide
but there's one part of me that I don't detest
I just love my big ample....eyelashes!

They cause us grief
they make us sigh
no matter color, shape or size
Swinging like peaches
lighting up the sky
in the end we always come home with the prize

Some people think my girls should never be debuted
they're a dormant volcanoe just ready to spew
Just like a fire, men can't look away
they're left defenseless, dreadful easy prey
They only wish they had Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum
What can I say ladies, "Smoke 'em if you got 'em!"

I hate my butt, my belly, my hips and my thighs
my nose is too big and my shoulders too wide
but there's one part of me that I don't detest
I just love my big ample....breasts (eyelashes)!